I know Semore the greatest
But i'm dating a semi sadist
So I got a black eye and my arms in a cast
Still that Seymour a cutie well if not he's got inner beauty
And I dream of a place where we can be together at last
A matchbox of our own a fence of real chain link
A grill out on the patio disposal in the sink
A washer and a dryer and a ironing machine
In a tract house that we shear somewhere that's green
He rakes and trims the grass
He loves to mow and weed I cook like
Betty Croker and I look like Donna Reed
There's plastic on the furniture
To keep it neat and clean in the pinesol scented air
Somewhere that's green
Between our frozen dinner and our bedtime 9:15
We snuggle watching Lucy on our big enormous 12 inch screen
I'm his December bride he's farther he knows best
The kids play Howdy Doody as the sun sets in the west
A picture out of Better Homes and Gardens Magazine
Far from skid row l dream we'll go
Somewhere that's green