Hey barkeep where's my favorite ale To all my friends, to all their tales Hey peter, where's my favorite song You know i like to sing along I wish i had my stereo So i could sit back and enjoy Some real rock 'n roll What's the story, what happened this weekend? They say that gilbert's in the can And what they say about jenny, can you tell me if it's true Cause you know i love her too I wish i had been here that night I could've made her feel allright I could've told her i love her so! So hey barkeep, what's the latest tale About male and female Boy meets girl, it's a fantasy world It's like every oyster had a pearl But life ain't no fairy tale So just gimme another ale And i'll drink to rock 'n roll