Well a good wench she won't turn you in tomorrow She won't share your bed Then whistle for the law A good lass she'll stand at your side With blunderbuss and cutlass high The navy better run for their fucking lives! We'll I'm not the only one with a weapon in my pants But I'm never gonna quit 'til your booty's in my hands! I slide down the mainsail and what do I see? A pegleg woman come walkin' up to me She screams no quarter and I'll not fail! Dead men tell no tales Well a tavern wench has always got her assets She won't pilfer coins Or water down the rum Well a good lass she just lets it flow The taps will turn 'til the morning comes This taverns gonna rock the fucking world! We'll I'm not the only one with a weapon in my pants But I'm never gonna quit 'til your booty's in my hands! I slide down the mainsail and what do I see? A pegleg woman come walkin' up to me She screams no quarter and I'll not fail! Dead men tell no tales Don't you bloomin' say a word! A lady pirate has to be a warrior Sending broken hearts to Davy Jones Well the pirates life's the life for her God help the men that hold her down She'll smash and burn Then blow this fucking town We'll I'm not the only one with a weapon in my pants But I'm never gonna quit 'til your booty's in my hands! I slide down the mainsail and what do I see? A pegleg woman come walkin' up to me She screams no quarter and I'll not fail! Dead men tell no tales Don't you bloomin' say a word!