I was scared of dentists and the dark I was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations Oh, all my friends are turning green You're the magician's assistant in their dream Ah-ooh, ah-ooh They come unstuck Lady, running down to the riptide Taken away to the dark side I wanna be your left-hand man I love you when you're singing that song and I got a lump in my throat 'cause You're gonna sing the words wrong There's this movie that I think you'll like This guy decides to quit his job and heads to New York City This cowboy's running from himself And she's been living on the highest shelf Ah-ooh, ah-ooh They come unstuck Lady, running down to the riptide Taken away to the dark side I wanna be your left-hand man I love you when you're singing that song and I got a lump in my throat 'cause You're gonna sing the words wrong I was scared of dentists and the dark I was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations Oh, all my friends are turning green You're the magician's assistant in their dream