Mary-Kate: Hey, Ash! There's water dripping from the ceiling! Right into my cereal. Ashley: It must be our brother. He's upstairs taking a bath. Mary-Kate: I told you we should have sold him. Bring on the clowns Bring on the boats Bring on the soap, make sure that it floats Bring me my bubble bath, strawberry, please Bring me some sandwiches, ice cream and cheese I don't know how long this could go! Chorus: I'm gonna stay in the bathtub 'till the soap disappears Stay 'till I'm wrinkled clean up to my ears It may be for weeks and it may be for years Gonna stay in the bath tub 'till the soap disappears Something to wash with and something to scrub Something to rubba and something to dub Three plastic bottles, a one gallon pail My blue rubber ducky, my green blubber whale And now I'll step into the tub! Chorus Wait, I'm not ready-I nearly forgot I'm here in the bath but the water is not I just can't believe it I just have to laugh But at least it isn't too hot Chorus (X 2