Once Eric said Come gather around I'll tell a tale That is sure to astound Un-somnambulist That's awake see He don't sleep Talking taking no break Walking But you don't believe No you don't believe As to his fame well He has two claims He is a Don And as well a Captain Un-somnambulist He was awake see For eighty-five weeks With no sleep It's crazy maybe But you don't believe No you don't believe They called him freak And he lost all his friends Could only speak To the boys in the band Un-somnambulist You stay awake and see What happens every eighty-five weeks With no napping But you don't believe No you don't believe Please will you listen To what then did occur? The world to him Was all covered in fur Un-somnambulist Let me explain See the fur Changed to wood grain Everything can you believe it? But you don't believe No you don't believe