Trivial birdcage sunday newspaper Regales me with tales of Hollywood's latest caper Thank you for telling me the top-rented video But what does Robert Hilburn know about rock and roll? Tell me about the beard that the actor wore Show me every soap commercial that you made before It's nice to know that Goldie Hawn has a tortured soul But what does Robert Hilburn know about rock and roll? See why I had to run? You know they're gonna screen test Jesus when he comes to town Tell them he can keep the dreadlocks brother, But would you keep it down, keep it down, keep it down. It's nice to know that Goldie Hawn has a tortured soul But what does Robert Hilburn know about rock and roll? See why I had to run?