See my Lucy Potato She's the girl that I gotta rape See my Lucy Potato She's the girl that I gotta date Yeah Lucy Potato Oh yeah Oh yeah One time two times Ringing that phone Three times four times Nobody home Socially that chick's rejected Intellectually demented Looks real nice with her pink dress on She's always drunk she's a lot of fun Yeah Lucy Potato Oh oh yeah I wanna date One time this times Ringing that phone Oh it's the Three times four times Nobody home, hey! Hey! Woah! See my Lucy Potato She's that girl that I gotta date See my Lucy Potato She's that girl that I gotta mate Yeah Lucy Potato Oh oh Yeah Now or never One time two times I'm ringing that phone Three times four times With nobody home Lucy comes chap, chap at my door Yeah Lucy comes tap, tap at my door Lucy comes knock, knock on my door Lucy comes tap, tap on my door The first time this times Hearing you go The Three time four time Nobody home