I don't wanna be no Catholic boy I just wanna have some fun I don't wanna be no Catholic boy And get beat by the nuns I don't wanna kneel, I don't wanna feel Guilty suppression I wanna beat my meat right in the street Dominus vobiscum The kids are passing out in the pew I'm looking for a hanging Jew Don't wanna be no fool Go to no parochial school I don't wanna be no Catholic boy I just wanna live in sin I don't wanna be no Catholic boy I don't wanna have to say amen (I just can't seem to get into the habit)