Uncriticizable you Unadorned, therefore not poorly adorned We're fighting smiling irish, they say that we Look good in uniform, and mais oui! So good you couldn't pry the cold dead fingers Of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders free We're action at a distance, we're forces They say we're cute when we're mad, and we are! So cute there's not an animation product in Japan We don't outsparkle by far Don't try to tell me we weren't inches away From turning the tables and using what used you and me Courtney, such little nonbelievers, aren't we? Courtney, are you sure all your problems were me? Courtney, I think we missed our chance to be free You're finding focus now, your big project is Finding the perfect way to leave me And everybody needs their own big project Time that's set aside for something stress-free Will you be eating ice cream three meals a day? Will tango music play? Will he be better than me? Courtney, such little nonbelievers, aren't we? Courtney, are you sure all your problems were me? Courtney, I think we missed our chance to be free