Here comes Mr. Egghead walking through the door
Simple Simon says it's time for him to hit the floor
1 2 3 4 there we did the math
Any more than a two step is too clever by half, so
Dumb It Down
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Got to just Dumb It Down
(Dumb It Down Dumb It Down Down Down)
Dit dit Dumb It Down
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How low can you go tell me who will wear the crown
Don't get smart with me mister just kick out the jams
Get up offa your Shang a Lang and shake your Rama Lam
You can do the Archie, you can do the Bristol Stomp
You can Hully Gully, or anything you want, but
Dumb It Down
(Dumb It Down Dumb It Down Down Down)
Make sure you Dumb It Down
(Dumb It Down Dumb It Down Down Down)
Dit dit dit dit dit di dit Dumb It Down
(Dumb It Down Dumb It Down Down Down)
King of all the boneheads now who's gonna wear the crown
Sometimes you've got to Dumb It Down
Just a-got just a-got to Dumb It Down
Sometimes you've got to Dumb It Down
Lights off in the penthouse, fall into the trance
'Cause that would be so yesterday to wear your smarty pants
Do the Locomotion, Do the Blitzkrieg Bop
Get your hokey pokey on with everything you've got
Dumb It Down
(Dumb It Down Dumb It Down Down Down)
Come on and Dumb It Down
(Dumb It Down Dumb It Down Down Down)
Sometimes you've got to Dumb It Down
(Dumb It Down Dumb It Down Down Down)
Going for the dunce cap, who's gonna to wear the crown
Sometimes you've got to Dumb It Down
Whoo-oo got to Dumb It Down
Just a-got just a-got to Dumb It Down
Oo got to dumb it all the way down
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