It's Saturday, March 9, 1996 at 1: 00 PM Me and my band went to Lawrence, Kansas to play a rock show It was a two and a half hour trip At 3: 30 PM, me and my band pulled up by the Bottleneck at 737 New Hampshire Street Dale Meiners yelled at me Dale Meiners yelled at me Dale Meiners yelled at me Dale Meiners yelled at me At 8: 55 PM, me and my band ran a sound check for tonight's rock show At 9: 00 PM, about 400 people crowded the venue Suddenly, me and my band got on stage and rocked the jam session It was a great show Dale Meiners yelled at me Dale Meiners yelled at me Dale Meiners yelled at me Dale Meiners yelled at me At 1: 30 AM on March 10, 1996, I bragged about doing A keyboard solo show when I come back to town Suddenly, Dale Meiners got mad at me He yelled at me for dissing my band at 2: 00 AM He gave me a war hell ride by calling me a fucking asshole Dale Meiners yelled at me Dale Meiners yelled at me Dale Meiners yelled at me Dale Meiners yelled at me The home depot, it's America's home improvement warehouse