Girl you did what you had to do And if I were you, I'd have done it too Cause there's more to life than trying to hide your black and blue Saw it coming from a mile away, with your Jackie shades, couldn't hide the pain If anybody asks where you were last night, here's your alibi We were sitting there swinging on the back porch drinking red wine underneath that blacked out sky Had our own little girls night watching Real Housewives and the time flew by Then we'll say you had a flat tire and you were too tired so you just spent the night Last time you saw him he was doing just fine And that's your alibi That's your alibi Just say the last call he ever made was just to say he was working late And anything after that well they should ask a girl named Kate Cause we were sitting there swinging on the back porch drinking red wine underneath that blacked out sky Had our own little girls night watching Real Housewives and the time flew by Then we'll say you had a flat tire and you were too tired so you just spent the night Last time you saw him he was doing just fine And that's your alibi Maybe he went drinking and drove that Nova in the muddy river Or somebody he pushed too far wasn't scared to pull the trigger Remember we were sitting there swinging on the back porch drinking red wine underneath that blacked out sky Had our own little girls night watching Real Housewives and the time flew by Then we'll say you had a flat tire and you were too tired so you just spent the night Last time you saw him he was doing just fine And that's your alibi That's your alibi We were sitting there swinging on the back porch drinking red wine Had our own little girls night watching Real Housewives And that's your alibi That's your alibi Well you did what you had to do and if I were you, I'd have done it too