One time I was on the Internet And I bought an illegal drug from eBay.gov And it turns out that the drug was a ghost! So I put him in the crack-pipe and I smönk ♪ When the evil ghost shoot his magic spell on me He accidentally gave me superpower! Now I can shoot ghost web and climb välls You may know me as Spidär-Man (wow) But you might also know me as "that homeless heroin addict" I need to go now, bye