Ooh hoo-hoo, ooh hoo-hoo The lasagna The lasagna was eaten by a ghost! Ooh Ooh hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo I call the police The police told me, "Stop calling!" But I told them I told them My lasagna was eaten by ghost Ooh hoo-hoo-hoo I get sad and I do a spicy jerk