I'll click on the internet
Content so bad it makes me sweat
Load up the modem get ready to nut
Its another night where I can't spell butt
Go on Google to find my fix
Why is there only pics of birds when I search for tits?
I don't know how operate an internet browser
I just click everywhere without wearing any trousers
'Cause I don't know how to turn off caps lock
Now my desktop is full of cock
I'm a skeleton boomer
I download everything
Skeleton boomer
Dumb enough to usе Bing
I'm a skeleton boomer
I'll microwavе my phone
I'm a skeleton boomer
'Cause I'm bad to the bone
I cannot figure out technology
I'm downloading viruses constantly
Facebook is my source of facts
My memes have a million artifacts
My phone is exploding with bloatware
(Filled with a million programs)
And I don't have a single care
I'm a skeleton boomer
I download everything
Skeleton boomer
Dumb enough to use Bing
I'm a skeleton boomer
I'll microwave my phone
Skeleton boomer
'Cause I'm bad to the bone
I simply just don't give a damn
Now I'll fall for an email scam
Take off my icons
I'll buy another computer
Now I'm off on my flame decal scooter
Internet Explorer for life
Wow I really hate my wife
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I'm a thousand-year old but I refuse to learn
For cheap crap light beer I thirst and yearn
Caps lock in the YouTube comment field
Now to install another computer virus shield
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I'm a skeleton boomer
I download everything
Skeleton boomer
Dumb enough to use Bing
I'm a skeleton boomer
I'll microwave my phone
Skeleton boomer
'Cause I'm bad to the bone
The computer is on fire
The mouse is in the fryer
I'm pouring sand into my printer
I think chips are for dinner
I'm the skeleton boomer
(Bud light presents)