Well, I wonder if you've been here long or if you just sat down
And I wonder if they've filled you in - I'm the talk of all this town
You may not know the truth 'bout me if you've come from afar
But I'm this local bar's Grand Ole Opry Star
I sing a song of sadness for the love that got away
And I sing a song of romance on a couple's special day
Most are too intoxicated to say that I ain't up to par
'Cause I'm this local bar's Grand Ole Opry Star
And the bottles start a-swayin' in three quarter time, you know
And a drink and a good song will help when you are feeling low
I'm the server of the grandest country music caviar
'Cause I'm this local bar's Grand Ole Opry star
Yes, I'm here in the low places with the rest of all your friends
And I'll croon another drinkin' song like Pop A Top again
This smoky room's a fortress, a hillbilly alcazar
'Cause I'm this local bar's Grand Ole Opry Star
Yes, I'm this local bar's Grand Ole Opry Star