Please Allow Me To duce Myself,
I'm a Man of wealth and taste
I've been around for long, Long Year,
Stole Many Man's soul and faith
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had His moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate,
Washed His hands
And sealed His fate.
Pleased To Meet You,
Hope You Guess My Name
But What's Puzzlin' You,
Is The Nature Of My Game.
I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Czar and His ministers,
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank, Held a General's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank.
Pleased To Meet You,
Hope You Guess My Name
But What's Puzzlin' You,
Is The Nature Of My Game.
I watched with glee
While Your Kings And Queens
Fought for ten decades
For The Gods They Made
I Shouted Out,
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When, After All, It Was You And Me.
Let Me please introduce Myself,
I'm a Man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before
They reached Bombay.
Pleased To Meet You,
Hope You Guess My Name
But What's Puzzlin' You,
Is The Nature Of My Game.
Pleased To Meet You,
Hope You Guess My Name
But What's Puzzlin' You,
Is The Nature Of My Game.
Pleased To Meet You,
Hope You Guess My Name
But What's Puzzlin' You,
Is The Nature Of My Game.