Now look at Them Yo Yo's
That's the way You do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin'
That's the way You do it
Money For Nothin'
And Chicks for free
Now that ain't workin
That's the way You do it
Lemme Tell Ya
Them Guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister
On Your Little Finger
Maybe get a blister
On Your Thumb.
We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour TVs.
See The Little Faggot
With the earring and the makeup
Yeah Buddy That's His Own Hair
That Little Faggot
Got His Own Jet Airplane
That Little Faggot He's a Millionaire.
(We gotta install microwave ovens)
(Custom kitchens deliveries)
We gotta move these refrigerators
(We gotta move these colour TVs).
Looky here I shoulda learned
To play the guitar
I shoulda learned to play them drums
Look at that Mama
She got it stickin in the camera
Man We could have some fun
And He's up there
What's that Hawaiian noises
Bangin' on the bongoes
Like a Chimpanzee
That ain't workin'
That's the way You do it
Get Your Money For Nothin'
Get Your Chicks For Free.
We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour TVs.
Listen here now that ain't workin
That's the way You do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin'
That's the way You do it
Money For Nothin'
And Your Chicks For Free
Money For Nothin'
And Chicks For Free.