I met you when the moon was bright
I looked into your Texan eyes
You cast a spell with trickery
I loved your energy
You smelt of Avignon
We share the same Birthday
You kissed my neck and then my lips
Like I had never been kissed
You were grandiose, blushing innocence
Each time I shave my chest
God kills another kitten
I fell for you, had a lucky escape
Majestical
Took my mind on a trip, took my mind on a trip
Took my mind on a trip, took my mind on a trip
You were just my type
Hairy 6 feet tall
Tease me as I read
Manipulate subtlety
Weaved your magic spell
Swept me from my feet
Understood what I wanted, Challenge me
You were grandiose, blushing innocence
Each time I shave my chest
God kills another kitten
I fell for you, had a lucky escape
Majestical
Took my mind on a trip, took my mind on a trip
You took my mind on a trip, You took my mind on a trip
Black Chaps, Spank Paddle. Leather Shirt
Star-fucker, Lemon-Drizzle, Filthy Whore
Rip my Clothes off, Rip my Heart Out
Spank Me, Whip Me, Tie Me, Try Me
Villain, Wiccan, Devil Bite Me
Get down on it, suck my helmet, don't you bite it, just excite it
Narcissist
Ooh yeah, challenge me
You were grandiose, blushing innocence
Each time I shave my chest
God kills another kitten
I fell for you, had a lucky escape
Majestical
Took my mind on a trip, took my mind on a trip
You took my mind on a trip, You took my mind on a trip
Draining the colour from our picture I squeeze you down to size
Ooh yeah down to size