I'm falling in love with Debbie Boone I hope I get to meet her soon She looks so pure, so damn good I'd be faithful yes i would Holy Schmoley so hot and holy Finger licking good like guacamole Anyone got her home phone number Like without Debbie is a total bummer Sexy and Christian, her faith and trust Sexy and Christian, born again lust Sexy and Christian, what a mystique Sexy and Christian, my little Angelique Baby, baby you light up my life Baby, baby would you be my wife I want to be more than a fan To be your one and only God fearing man No matter how far or harsh the weather We'll make a church and pray together Personal friends of Jim and Tammy Baker A contented hubby and little home maker Sexy and Christian, guest spots on pay T.V Sexy and Christian, the happiest Christians that'll ever be Sexy and Christian, paid virginal dues Sexy and Christian, whiter than daddy's shoes Jesus whispering into our ear Replaying the message for us all to hear If we ever go astray or get lost Remember our Lord died on the cross With strength we can win Against these creeping thoughts of sin And if we pray for hours and hours Eternal salvation will be ours Those religious preachers we'll have to endure But our souls will be clean and pure Being with her would be total bliss Just to hold hands, neck and kiss Blinders on day to day Make believe every thing's okay Anyone got her home phone number Life without Debbie is a total bummer