My family is just a little weird Daddy wears a dress and Mommy grows a beard All our neighbors they complain all the time They really don't understand my kind Little brother was thrown out of school Drownin' kiddies in the kiddie pool Big brother lives in city jail Mom and Dad won't pay his bail Big sister complains all the time She's hooked on barbs and wine All my aunts are lying whores All my uncles are drinking bores Grandma sells dope to high school kids Grandpa don't care, his mind is on the skids No one seems to understand Not sure if I'm a woman or a man My family's just a little weird Is your family just a little weird? My family's just a little weird Is your family just a little weird? My family is just a little weird Daddy wears a dress and Mommy grows a beard All our neighbors they complain all the time They really don't understand my kind Little brother was thrown out of school Drownin' kiddies in the kiddie pool Big brother lives in city jail Mom and Dad won't pay his bail Big sister complains all the time She's hooked on barbs and wine All my aunts are lying whores All my uncles are drinking bores Grandma sells dope to high school kids Grandpa don't care, his mind is on the skids No one seems to understand Not sure if I'm a woman or a man My family's just a little weird Is your family just a little weird? My family's just a little weird Is your family just a little weird?