This big daddy I wanna see my boy, anybody seen my boy? Big dad comin' out Yo man, he cut out with that D and the chick, man He cut out with the D and the chick, man I was a teenage zombie What's Johnny doin' out on a Tuesday night Johnny can't read, Johnny can't write Johnny just don't understand Johnny don't care about this world As long as he can fuck his girl And prove that he's a man Johnny wastes his days eatin' 'ludes He's a teenage vegetable Gettin' high proves that he's cool Johnny hates to think, he's ignorant He's a mindless brainwashed pig Ring a bell, he starts to drool Degenerated, degenerated And your minds have vegetated Degenerated, degenerated And your thoughts are constipated He's got PCP in his veins He's got a void in his brain He's addicted to the TV And when he's old, he's gonna have a son Both grow old, deaf and dumb What's to become of young Johnny?