If I was a turkey, with my priorities straight, I'd peck out his eyes and shred up his face, He wouldn't turn me into a crispy crumb steaks, Mixed up with sawdust and shit from my crate. But I'm not a turkey and you make me sick, I might only speak softly, but I carry a big stick, And a can full of petrol to set you alight, A 12stone Bernie-Burger, that bootiful alright! I wrote you a letter, but you didn't reply, Was that cos, I asked you to fuck off and die?