What about "kinda cute, kinda hot, kinda sexy,
Hysterically funny, but not funny-looking guy
Who you could fuck"
Did you not understand?
Down in Mexicali
There's a crazy little place that I know
Where the drinks are hotter than the chili sauce
And the boss is a cat named Joe
He wears a red bandana, plays a cool pianna
In a honky-tonk down in Mexico
He wears a purple sash and a black moustache
In a honky-tonk down in Mexico
Well, the first time that I saw him
He was a-sittin' on a piano stool
I said a-tell me man, when does the fun begin?
He just winked his eye and said man, be cool
He wears a red bandana, plays a cool pianna
In a honky-tonk down in Mexico
He wears a purple sash and a black moustache
In a honky-tonk down in Mexico
All of a sudden in walks a chick
(In Mexico)
Joe starts playing on a Latin kick
(In Mexico)
Around her waist she wore three fishnets
(In Mexico)
She started dancin' with the castanets
I didn't know just what to expect
She threw her arms around my neck
We started dancin' all around the floor
And then she did a dance I never saw before
So if you're south of the border
I mean down in Mexico
And you wanna get straight
Man, don't hesitate
Just look up a cat named Joe
He wears a red bandana, plays a cool pianna
In a honky-tonk down in Mexico
He wears a purple sash, and a black moustache
In a honky-tonk down in Mexico
Yeah, como esta usted senorita?
Come with me to the border
South of the border
That's in Mexico, yeah, Mexico city