Seven little kids
Sitting in the back seat
Making me meshuga in the head
I said, can't you kids behave until we get there
And this is what my biggest kids said
You better hurry dad, one two three
Moishe Chaim lost his kippah
Asher Zellig spilled his drink
And Malky says you better find the restroom quick
Yitz dropped his ice cream
And Rivky needs a tissue
And Shaindy thinks she's gonna be sick
Up the Palisades
Right onto the quickway
Monticello forty miles ahead
I said, if you don't behave when I going to the country
And this is what my biggest kid said
You better hurry dad, one two three
Moishe Chaim lost his kippah
Asher Zellig spilled his drink
And Malky says you better find the restroom quick
Yitz dropped his ice cream
And Rivky needs a tissue
And Shaindy thinks she's gonna be sick
Finally arrived
Pulled up to the bungalow
I was shaking like a nervous reck
Then my wife came out and asked, how was the trip dear
I told her Bailah, sis givain a shrek
She asked what happened, I said one two three
Moishe Chaim lost his kippah
Asher Zellig spilled his drink
And Malky didn't make it to the restroom quick
Yitz dropped his ice cream
And Rivky used a shirt sleeve
And Shaindy's in the backseat sick
Bring me out two aspirins quick
Bailah dear I'm gonna be sick
Call a mental hospital quick