I don't want a date for Christmas I don't need a mouth to feed I don't want to buy you dinner Or to take you home with me I just want them on my phone Take some pics when you're alone Send some video too All I want for Christmas is nudes I don't want a lot for Christmas, just a couple shots I need I don't want 'em dark or blurry taken on your iPhone 3 You don't need to know my number, send 'em to my burner phone You can even send on Grindr, just as long as you stay home Cause I don't want you here tonight Keep your distance, I'm alright But, send me one or two All I want for Christmas is nudes ♪ I won't ask for drugs this Christmas, I won't even ask for blow I just want an unlocked album, wrap it in a big red bow Send me what I want for Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa too Gonna get me naughty listed, with a hole-y pic from you