Never thought he'd ever Get his metal boat To fly in the air, Moses did it... With a string at each end, We nearly all died When he tugged and he sighed Saying you are the fools, Moses did it... With his hair tied to his shoes. Come around here They say you've got something to hide. I've never met a man like Moses With so much time. Moses had a thought To put another hill On a mountain, Moses did it... With a spoon in each hand. To our surprise Moses closed up his eyes Saying show me no rules, Moses did it... With his arms tied to his side. Come around here They say you've got something to hide. I've never met a man like Moses With so much time. Came the great day Moses tried to drink a lake For a penny Moses did it... O man, he looked heavy He walked around all day Saying I've got so much pain, Give me a shove, Moses did it... Tourist attraction!