Feets all right, just now from the doctor Give me my box, and let me try 'em again Told you my feets gonna dance These are the hot dogs I mean red hot Now listen to me. My feets never failed on me but once That was last Saturday night, down at that booger rooger On June the Fourth That law come in I was... I was fairly choked He broke up that party Everybody got away but me My old feets failed on me then But you oughta see 'em now Hmm, a rabbit wouldn't have a chance Not a ghost of a show Hey, hey... watch what I'm usin' everybody Lemon's hot dogs movin' all the time Ha ha! Don't wear no crutches now Throwed 'em 'way last night Me and my feets is never late Me and my feet just won't wait These not no weary dogs, they are the hottest kind of dogs I mean they're steamin' puppies Now on my feet's The Gypsy Hound You oughta see me do the Black Bottom now Oh, darn my feets, my feets have went bad on me now All right folks, turn over the record Let me tell you all about these weary dogs of mine