Ladies' night at the Blue Gazelle The local talent looks live and well I'm all decked out with my slack britches on If I don't get lucky, man, there's somethin' wrong Caddo's Pool Hall, down the route to nowhere Eight-shot, low, yeah, man, I been there "Hey, watch this" I said to the pool shark "I can make this shootin' in the dark" Honey butts on an eight-ball call shot Don't scratch 'cause it's all that I got I'll show me I'll show me ♪ Man seeking unemployment No gig too big to blow Self-destructs for own enjoyment Another knuckle-headed way to go I blame a woman for the way I am That's much too easy, no thank you, ma'am How'd I ever get this far? You might ask I'm here to tell ya, it was no small task Don't need a map to show me where I should be 'cause I don't care I'll show me I'll show me ♪ Kinda see myself as a young Richard Burton Readin' Dylan Thomas to some Welsh coquette Drinkin' whiskey in a Swansea tavern And me and trouble are a sure-fire bet How 'bout this? And I'm a suave bull-fighter Maybe a war correspondent for the BBC Why, I never felt my load feel lighter Another Jameson's would set me free I don't wanna have to feel a thing Bartender, pour me one more drink I'll show me I'll show me Simple pleasures that I've come to crave Buried treasure and an unmarked grave I'll show me I'll show me I'll show me (I'll show me) I'll show me