Sadness come to my house With a stinking bouquet, Smiled with her thin gray lips And said, "Honey, I'm home to stay." Refrão: And I said, "Go away and leave me alone. Go away and leave me." She handed me rotgut whiskey And a lit cigarette, Danced all around my room and said, "Are we having fun yet?" Refrão She took off her party dress And her tear stained brassiere, Came so close I could smell her And said "Kiss me here and here." Refrão She lay down on my bed And open her thin legs, Raised up her arms and said, "Honey, I ain't too proud to beg." Refrão She said, "Don't you remember What you did to that one, to the other one, too? Well, I've just come to do exactly The very same thing to you." Refrão I said, "I'm gonna get out my shotgun. I'm gonna get out my Bowie knife - And if you don't clear on outta here, I'll kill you within an inch of your life." Refrão She said, "Honey, I've come to love you. I'm gonna hook you 'til you burn - And then I'll go and you will never know Just when I may return." Refrão I will go out in the mountains, Way out in the desert somewhere, Where the sun shines down on rocks and bushes And there ain't no Sadness there. Refrão