She wouldn't make two mouthfuls of sandwich meat Looked like the kind of girl who'd drink More than she'd eat Still and all, her legs were long Guess I'd better slide on over and see what's goin' on Looka here, woman, can't you see You been doing this to me all evening Won't you come and sit here a while And let me make you smile? Honey child Ooh baby, don't tell me no I've been watching you ever since the second show Ooh, when you move that way You make me crazy, I don't know what to say I got over the Asian flu Had the measles and pneumonia too The mumps didn't fall so here I stand Ready to be your man If I can Ooh baby, it sure turned out fine Let's go quick before you change your mind Ooh outside I'm so bold I can see my breath but I don't feel no cold And now we're walking hand in hand Down to the corner Out steps your man I look at you I look at him I run the other way yellin' I'm sorry, Jim I don't know what happened this time I thought you were gonna be mine Don't know how my luck has changed I hope I'm out of range