The Massacre of Bowling Green Was a terrible sight I did not see! From the mouth of Kellyanne Conway On the TV in February It was a tale as wicked as gun cotton Lord it's gone, but never forgotten What she said went down up over yonder Left a whole town, in total ponder Called it a terrorist killing spree Blamed a couple Muslim refugees I was curious so I got myself a'diggin' What I dug up left my head a'spinnin' I found not one single survivor I found not one single death either But I found a nose growing like Pinocchio's She said "It's an honest mistake don't you know!" So I prayed, I prayed for Bowling Green And for the US Press Secretary