Welcome to the first grade My name is Miss Teach And I've been deemed fit To mess with childrens minds Young folks are so delicate But she's got a job to do, so! Girls to the left And the boys Form a line on the right ♪ I'm gonna learn you real good 'Till all that's left is an empty shell Where a child Has been ♪ This is a high school My name is Mr. Teach And don't bother me with questions 'Cause the answers are all in the book Eight long years of progressive education Has made you wiser, it seems so! Whites to the left And the others of you Form a line on the right I've got a job to do And it comes with the system of mass education I'm gonna do it to you ♪ Hey, welcome to the Ivy League My name's Professor Teach And I've been paid well To make you think my way Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full (Oh yes sir, yes sir, three bags full) But it's alright these years in T.K.E. have been well spent Because you've learned to view objectively The important things in life, so! Rich to the left And the poor Form a line on the right