Tiny European cars Are dropping from the sky They're wonderfully efficient Engines fueled by Spanish wine Maybe just a sip To help us get a grip Did you know Isaac Newton Was a virgin when he died? A hundred thousand naked woman Running on the beach In such a state of wild abandon They ignore my speech About the ebb and flow A dangerous undertow And how there is a hole so deep It swallows up the sun Oh, the smoke seems sweet to me Must be a perfume factory Just one of many ancient travesties We're all descendants of the pharisees Tiny European cars Are bouncing off my shins And if you've never seen a bull fight Guess who always wins To grab it by the horns This life like censored porn Did you know they sing Ring around the Rosie when you die? Did you know they sing Ring around the Rosie when you die?