What if Christmas didn't come this year And no one paid for Christmas cheer Who would cry the biggest tear The child or the store Why do brides wear virgin white Most do not deserve that right But to choose a color of their delight Would surely bring on the frowns To defy the laws of tradition is a crusade only only of the brave Suppose the tax-man he comes to town And you don't lay your money down Yet Mr. Jones he killed Mr. Brown the other day Well I wonder, who's gonna go to hell Here we go, here we go... To defy the laws of tradition, Is a crusade only of the brave! To defy the laws of tradition, Is a crusade only of the brave! To defy the laws of tradition, Is a crusade only of the brave! To defy the laws of tradition, Is a crusade only of the brave!