I was born a hundred thousand years ago And there's nothin' in this world i do not know Why the flag started flying When george washington stopped lying I can lick the man who says that isn't so I saw eve and adam driven from the door I'm the man who picked the fig leaf that they wore When the apple they were eating I was from the bushes peeping I can prove that i'm the man that ate the core Queen elizabeth, she fell in love with me, poor girl We were married in milwaukee secretly Then i snuck around and shook her 'Cause i went with general hooker Just to fight mosquitoes down in tennessee I saw noah when he built his famous ark I slipped into it one night when it was dark I saw jonah swallow the whale And i pulled the lion's tale Then i crossed the land of canaan on a lark I taught solomon his little abc's And i helped brigham young invent limburger cheese Well i sailed out on the bay With methuselah one day And i saved his flowing whiskers from the breeze