Boy you know i got a gal She's crazy about me Gal looks just as crazy as any gal can be One thing I found out She ain't crazy She's just funny that way For many years I had this gal I never could be able to understand One thing I found out she's a fool Just about one old man Whoa She ain't crazy She's just funny that way One thing about this gal She don't like no woman friends She just don't want no woman be slidin' around Tryna take her man in Whoa This gal ain't crazy I swear to God, she's just funny that way She go around the house Singing on some songs Just don't want no woman standing around So long holdin' her man's hand too long Whoa This gal ain't crazy She's just funny that way I found out this gal, is just as jealous as a gal can be She just don't want her man get a bit further than her eyes can see Whoa this gal ain't crazy She's just funny that way She sit down in the pond Kinda like a dog She just don't want no sow To hang around her Good warthog She ain't crazy Is she? She's just funny that way Then she loses her mind Fall down and wallow in the mud She just don't want no strange mare To hang around her stud Whoa She ain't crazy She's just funny that way She gets funny when a strange hen walk up in her yard She think that something is coming to give her rooster a hard time She ain't crazy She's just funny that way Thank God Lord have mercy Well She ain't crazy Is she girls? I swear to God she's just funny that way This gal sit down and get worried Begin to shift gears Because she don't hardly know exactly where her man is Wooo This gal ain't crazy She's just funny that way She's just a straight gal That just don't mean no harm She just don't want to catch her man nowhere With another woman wrapped up in his arms Whoa This girl ain't crazy I know she's just funny that way She's nice and kind She get tweaked down like a mouse She just don't want her man to slip and slide around another woman's house Whoa this gal ain't crazy She just funny that way She don't want any sow hanging around like a good warthog She ain't crazy she's just funny that way She loses her mind and she begins to ramble She just doesn't want a goose be hanging around the gander Whooo she ain't crazy She just funny that way Now boys if you tangle with a gal like this you better know what you're doing (Crowd laughs) You'll find plenty about this gal that'll give you enough for a man to learn Whoo she ain't crazy She's just funny that way She loves so hard and strong Because she just naturally can't be still If she ver think about somebody in her way boy Somebody sure gon' get killed Woo She ain't crazy She's just funny that way Now some people say she just tight like that She don't want no sow be holding after her bobcat Whoo she ain't crazy She's just funny that way Now she ain't been to no man's college And no man's school Every man that she have She always let him know That she ain't nobody's fool Woo This gal ain't crazy She's just funny that way I tell you one thing about her She's a nice gal She'll do her best to treat a man right If she ever catch him out of place boy You sure gotta have this gal to fight Ooo This girl ain't crazy She's just funny that way She'll work hard for ya boy everyday Buy your clothes and shoes She'll come back in a hurry Look for ya, can't find ya boy She'll begin to have the blues Whoa This gal ain't crazy I just swear to God she's just funny that way When she get ready to go to her job She come to ya and kiss ya Leave you lyin' in the bed Come back 5 o' clock and look for ya And can't find ya This gal can come out of her head Whooa This girl ain't crazy God knows she's just funny that way Do - do - do Do - do - do Do do do do Do (claps) Do- do - do ♪ This here gal here she changed her name Call herself Uncle Sam (Laughs) You just dont know she go Hangin' 'round after her gran Whoa She ain't crazy God knows she's just funny that way Do do do do do Da da da da da Do do do ♪ Whoo!