I have always thought In the back of my mind Cheese and onions I have always thought That the world was unkind Cheese and onions Do I have to spell it out? C-H-E-E-S-E-A-N-D-O-N-I-O-N-S Oh, no Man or machine (Man or machine) Keep yourself clean (Keep yourself clean) Or be a has-been (Ah ah) Like a dinosaur Man or device (Man or device) For everything nice (Everything nice) You'd better think twice (Ah ah) At least once more (Repeat until end)