Good God, King of the Dogs he walks with big ideas Slow bends, he got friends, he won't be left alone Runs out from his big heart, the stench of debonair So bold, out in the cold, he said he'd meet you there With those Midnight Lovers He's on the solid food, it's high in fibrous zip Potent and velvet smooth, just like the suit on his hip That tie would knock you down, one of his favourite tricks He'll try to bring you round and find desire for those Midnight Lovers Turn on the world and crush it under his heel These deaf ears have fallen on your tears Treading the line rather than grinding the wheel If you been there you'll know how it feels Ignorant bliss he won't believe it 'til you give him something That carnal kerb appeal leads straight to Union Hill, Those sounds of shaking steel give this peruser his thrill Into the dark delights, the King will see you at will Just wind the window down, you'll find those Midnight Lovers