Stinky winky you're rubbing on me And I need a TV I'm casting porn on it In the morning While my landlord sleeps Oh Claude yeah Let me have your drill Trust me I'm a tradie Lent it to me gladly Smoking other people's weed I belong in the Ritz I cut my finger and then I smoke a spliff With this frat boy dick Knock on the door I hear ten men Does he have a stick? Hope he doesn't rob me I hope this name is Charles Lock the door behind me Smoking up on other people's weed While my landlord sleeps Smoking other people's weed I belong in the Ritz I cut my finger and then I smoke a spliff With this frat boy dick And he wants to be my mate What a mistake, what a mistake I wanna fucking decapitate the cunt yeah I want to exterminate I wish he was dead yeah I I wish he was dead I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish oh Smoking other people's weed I belong in the Ritz I cut my finger and then I smoke a spliff With this frat boy dick And he wants to be my mate What a mistake, what a mistake I wanna fucking decapitate the cunt yeah I want to exterminate I wish he was dead yeah I I wish he was dead I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish oh