Do you know how much it took for me
To tell you that I think you're fine as hell?
And do you wanna grab a bite to eat?
I got this coupon to Taco Bell
You say you can't right now
And when I ask you why
You finally let it out
You say I'm not your type
But I'm a freakin' delight
I'm a freakin' delight
I got more bite than a California Zoo
And if you ask my momma, she gonna tell you the truth
That I'm a freakin' delight
I'm a freakin' delight
I got more pop than a shook up Mountain Dew
If that's not what you like
There must be something wrong with you
'Cause I'm a freakin' delight
I see my family every holiday
That's when they love to wreck my self-esteem
Ask me why I never bring a date
I think the first verse covered everything
Say I need a real job
I tell 'em all, please
I get to sing my songs
And everybody thinks
I'm a freakin' delight
I'm a freakin' delight
I got more bite than a California Zoo
And if you ask my momma, she gonna tell you the truth
That I'm a freakin' delight
I'm a freakin' delight
I got more pop than a shook up Mountain Dew
If that's not what you like
There must be something wrong with you
'Cause I'm a freakin' delight
I'm a freakin' delight
Got the high score on Pac-Man at the arcade
I can still get a sunburn sitting in the shade
I'm pretty much the best at acting out charades
If anybody asks me, I'm gonna say
I'm a freakin' delight
I'm a freakin' delight
I got more bite than a California Zoo
And if you ask my momma, she gonna tell you the truth
That I'm a freakin' delight
I'm a freakin' delight
I got more pop than a shook up Mountain Dew
If that's not what you like
There must be something wrong with you
'Cause I'm a freakin' delight
I'm a freakin' delight
I'm a freakin' delight