Love isn't patient Love isn't kind But love will sure you take you For quite the ride Love isn't heaven Love isn't hell But you'll still get stuck there With somebody else Don't expect it to last The entire time you have Just be grateful you held it at all Love is like envy Love is just pride But it never feels evil It feels good half the time Cause love is ambitious Bounces around And when it's inside you Your feet leave the ground But don't expect it to last Don't fly too far Keep your head on the safety cord And you can land safely in another state Somewhere you can start again Or you can just say, "No." and be on your way It's not so terrible to be alone Love isn't heaven Love isn't hell But you'll still get stuck there All by yourself