Are you going to jerk off forever Move out of your parents never Will you ever get a real job ever All you know of That you just get drunk forever Wake up before eleven never Will you ever see the sunrise ever It goes to show you're never wrong All the promises I made I'm breaking All the promises I made I was really just faking I've got a long list of broken hearts And girls that said that I hope we never part or shut up And quit lying to the audience I've got a big head for imagination I can sing it all just like it really happened But none of this did, none of it ever did All the promises I made I'm breaking All the promises I made I was really just faking