My parents' liquor cabinet's Never what it seemed All the clears are water The browns are all iced tea There's only one thing in this Town on which you can depend Oh, but your brother's I.D. failed us again Who's gonna come up with a better plan? If we let you keep the change Will you buy a bottle for me and my friends? On the edge of town when we were kids And the liquor store clerk Didn't know our parents And they'd always fall for it Yeah, they'd mostly fall for it Hoped like hell they'd fall for it At some point some guy falls for it And then we get drunk in Someone's basement Getting drunk in somebody's basement I kind of miss being underage wasted Getting drunk in somebody's basement Nothing to do so I guess I'm staying Getting drunk in somebody's basement I really miss being underage wasted Getting drunk in somebody's basement Nothing to do so I guess I'm staying Fucked up 'til I fuck off Fucked up 'til I fuck off Fucked up 'til I fuck off Fucked up until I fuck right off