Of the twenty-seven years I've been living I can't think of one where I claimed that I wanted to I feel my heart, feel my heart-beat ticking Counting down the days 'til I'm dead Then you can throw me overboard Or shoot my ashes from a cannon While The Boys play "Cowboy Song" If I change my ways I wouldn't have to stay But there's a hole in my Heart about the size of a bottle And I like to fill it in every day Well, I don't put too much stock in heaven If it's really there Is it really where I wanna be? My shitty friends ain't getting in there I can only do so much drinking alone Before I phone up Brodie and Jordan and Chris So maybe we can tie one on If I change my ways I wouldn't have to stay But there's a hole in my heart About the size of a bottle And I like to fill it in every day If I change my ways I wouldn't have to stay If this is one long phase We could go out in flames But the nicotine stains on our hands Will remind us of the times We had when we were drinking The cold sweats, ache in my head Will remind me of the times I had when I'm drinking When there's no more Beer and we're old We'll try to remind Ourselves of our drinking days I hope we never have to change I hope we never have to change