There are five delightful flavors in a Lifesavers roll Yeah my grandma used to say I've got a sentimental skull But my grandma was a waitress My mom was a waitress And I am a waitress too Yeah, your dad He was a cop and punched me right in the head You said, "Fuck you, Dad! I hate you!" and that's just what you meant But your dad was a cop I bet his dad was a cop Yeah but you're no cop, you see No, to me you are the Great Wall of China Yeah to me, you are the golden gates of hell Yeah to me, you are college camping trips and hockey Yeah to me, you are the lies that you sell No it's true that I still love you For how long I never could tell But our lives are the same Both in shape and in length For when you die, I will die as well