Relax ma, ive been in alot more trouble than this before you know Besides theres a way out of every damn situation Give me a sec and ill go I can imagine mom sittin in the kitchin screaming "Boil damn you boil" It wont by will alone Relax mom it was a goddamn joke How the hell could i have known? This would have been funny if i hadnt got caught But i did and there you go. Why in the fuck do i do these things? I dont know Relax ma, not your fault At least not yours alone Im giddy With all the trouble im in Oh god if i could just get out of this, I aint gonna push my luck again. This has got to be the most trouble ive ever been in Or anyone ive ever known, There better be a way out of this damn situation Shit i hope so The cops at the door prove something I bet you and i both know Tell em anything you want But im out the window And im on my own Im giddy with all the trouble im in Oh god, if i could just get out of this I aint gonna push my luck again Ill tell you what You can take your threats to the end of the line and wait Like everybody else. Im fucked with all the trouble im in Fuck all the trouble im in Secret Service Freedom Fightin USA