Somewhere in a tower roams a horrid ghoulish beast He lusts for pain and misery wherever it's released He's very old and wrinkly, there's no doubt he is insane He's never had compassion, Uncle Rupert is his name You're welcome to the show Hope you've no place to go Mindless and in a trance Watch all his puppets dance And when he's finished playing Puts them neatly in their box Some people say he's crazy – yes, He's crazy like a Fox He watches while the forests burn, He cannot stand the poor His propaganda rules the streets, He's always wanting more The mining trolls and poisoned souls Who play the corporate game The politicians that he owns will never take blame You're welcome to the show Hope you've no place to go Mindless and in a trance Watch all his puppets dance Feel him pulling at your strings his power grows and grows Take a bow and force a smile for Uncle Rupert's Puppet Show