I'm gonna tie one on To forget your face for a couple of hours Lord knows it won't do no harm I am better off this way than sober I'm gonna tie one on You low down dog of a man, got the two-timin' itch She'll scratch with her one good hand You flea-ridden son of a bitch I'm gonna tie one on To forget your face for a couple of hours Dirty south shore gets down We all ride the back of a whiskey bottle I'm gonna tie one on To forget your face for a couple of hours Dirty south boys got charm The poor little girls don't know no better You low down, low down Doesn't come when he's called No, he tramps all over town And he runs back home when his stomach growls I'm gonna tie one on To forget your face for a couple of hours Dirty south damn near drowned In a tanqueray and tonic water I'm gonna tie one on To forget your face for a couple of hours Dirty south girls turn down The sound advice that mama offered Low down, low down You're strutting like the litters pick You're a sheep with a wolf coat on Somebody should've had you fixed I'm gonna tie one on To forget your face for a couple of hours Lord knows it won't do no harm I am better off this way than sober I'm gonna tie one on